I'm Ashley. I'm 22. I'm from southern California.

I love my cat, the smell of sunblock, and other things.

 

Not really a fan of American Hustle.

dasfannypack:

Benedict Cumberbatch only wishes he could compare to such a stunning portrayal of Mr. Holmes.

dasfannypack:

Benedict Cumberbatch only wishes he could compare to such a stunning portrayal of Mr. Holmes.

I’ve been ghostwriting for a pretty popular California gossip site and somebody just called the author a “So Cal nerd” for saying “the” before freeway names. First of all, only nerds say “So Cal” and secondly, Southern California is infinity times better than wherever you live you whiny little goat nostril.

Person in your house: May I sit down? May I have a cup of water? May I pet your cat? May I turn on your television? I am the most polite person in the world.

Then uses the rest of your toilet paper and leaves the empty roll there.

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Sigur Rós cover The Rains of Castamere for Season 4 of HBO’s Game Of Thrones

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,
that Lord of Castamere,
But now the rains weep o’er his hall,
with no one there to hear.
Yes now the rains weep o’er his hall,
and not a soul to hear.

(Source: birdfingers)

stormsendgallagher:

Man the wedding tonight will be so beautiful that I think even Joffrey is going to choke up!